Sunday February 19, 2006

sign of what it's not

contrary to the circumstantial evidence “this office is not PNC bank.”

Tuesday January 17, 2006

i want a big magnet

i have no experience with an MRI. but my uncle is a radiologist. so that makes me slightly cooler. but i have alot of experience with chairs. cause i like to sit. but i don’t think i could, even with all my chair experience, throw a chair in such a way as to perfectly make a hole in one like the one here accomplished by physics. well, not necessarily by physics because physics is simply how we humans define, via calculations, the universe around us. so this ultimate hole in one is brought to you by nature utilizing magnetism. check out a few other reasons why the doctor’s office is really a magnetized playground in disguise.

Thursday December 22, 2005

nice helmet

this is a picture of a kid i “knew” in college. and by “knew” i mean i met him a few times… kinda like a friend of a friend kinda thing. some of you know him. informing me of his name would me slightly helpful, and make me feel less stalker-ish. he also had a funny AIM screen name. honestly, i don’t know how i came across this photo. but regardless of my connection to him, this is one of the funniest high school photographs of all time. i am surprised the cameraman kept his tripod steady. wait, that’s the purpose of a tripod.

Thursday November 17, 2005

be alert. B E alert.

delicious. satisfying. sleep depriving. energy providing. headache erasing. subtlety addicting. overwhelmingly addicting. sugar requiring and the sole reason for cream and half-n-half. coffee. java. joe. my colombian dream. my sumatra sweetheart. my french roastifarian. my, my how you’ve gone from a horribly vomitlike tasting drink during my pre-college years to a highly sought after beverage whose very aroma makes me want to do jumping jacks. but i don’t do jumping jacks, cause then i would spill my coffee. so please, slow down, relax, take a seat, krups or your mr. coffee is brewing the bittersweet water-enhancing beverage. i mean, coffee is great, it’s amazing even. it has sequels and spin-offs and yet it’s still the best. lattes and mochas and cappuccinos and frappuccinos and gagmewithuccinos. coffee keeps conversation flowing. you don’t see any milk shops or soda shops around, do you? nay! coffee shops on every corner. starbucks, caribou and others! local shops! mom and pop shops! your very kitchen! coffee, if it doesn’t make the world go round… <—then this does. ah, caffeine the wonder chemical. i swear, it either causes cancer or cures it. but i’m fine with that. caffeine, a mistress to us all. we sneak trysts with you early in the morning when no one else is around. caffeine, we guzzle you at sporting events and at the movies. caffeine, we probably would get more and better sleep without you. but i am not one to forsake coffee or mt. dew or dr. pepper or other caffeinated beverages that start with a title… mr. pibb, dr. smooth, dt. coke, mlw. yellow…

Friday September 23, 2005

maybe i'm a mob boss in bureaucrat's clothing

in case you haven’t noticed, i like silver and shiney things. but initially, i did not like this car. but it has grown on me bigtime. it just has this flavor of confidence and power. not power of the horsepower kind, but of the “i can order my business associates to ‘convince’ you to do things” kind of power. i haven’t driven this car. but i will. i think i will become Mr. Test-driver, just going to dealerships and asking to test drive everything. it’ll be great. but this may be the first car i test drive. i like its look: stylish, smooth, sophisticated but with a HEMI. really, the car is kinda like me… minus the HEMI.